All Gentlebeard Kisses
(So Far)
"take it slow" they said.
OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH 2x06 - calypso's birthday
I make perfumes that smell like blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile. They're not very good yet, but I'm trying to improve my scents of humor.
Eddie's that type of partner where Steve comes home after a long work day to the tiniest little black goat baby clip-clopping around on the wooden floors in a little black sweater and the only explanation from Eddie being "his name is Bah-omet. Babs for short."
Wayne's only words on the matter, which Steve does seek out because they get together on weekends for sports games and gossip, is "be thankful he ain't charmed another damn pregnant raccoon, you ain't ready to be a grandaddy to a bunch of 'coon babes"
He's front and centre in their christmas cards from that point on, with a wide range of silly christmas sweaters, Eddie had multiple photos taken so he could swap out the sweaters to be card recipient specific. (Byers got a card with Babs wearing a christmas light sweater, Hopper was not amused. Joyce found it funny.)
And if this is rockstar Eddie, he takes Babs to red carpet events, the goat is always dressed up, and seems to take pride in interrupting heartfelt thank you speeches.
EVENTUALLY, EDDIE JUST BRINGS BABS UP TO THE MICROPHONE BECAUSE "CLEARLY HE HAS VERY IMPORTANT THINGS TO SAY" AND NOBODY CAN BE MAD CAUSE IT'S JUST THIS TINY GOAT IN A VERY EXPENSIVE GOAT SIZED SUIT GOING "BAHH" INTO A MICROPHONE
apparently when Astarion is reading the Necromancy of Thay book and he says "No I won't kill them. Well maybe [character name]" the companion he mentions is always the one who has the highest approval with the player (or second highest if he has the highest approval) Lmao He is jealous. I didn't know how this works. I thought it's random but he always said Shadowheart in my game and I never figured out why.
future!steddie; long haul trucker Eddie; firefighter Steve
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It makes sense to Eddie, an obvious out when his world's gone to shit and he has to get away, that his escape route from Indiana is the same job his uncle left to settle down there and raise a kid with nowhere else to go.
Driving long haul means there's no one looking that close at a face that made it to the national news during his week on the run. It means living on the move, never stopping long enough to get stuck anywhere.
It means freedom.
It means loneliness.
Steddie fic idea:
Someone recorded one or a few of Corroded Coffin's songs and put it on cassette tape. (It could be live show, but the sound would have to be really clear)
In a shuffle, the tape gets played at a party Steve goes to...and he is enamored. He ends up paying the guy who played it $5 for the tape, and the song becomes his favorite.
All Steve has of the song is the one mixed tape. Nobody he talks to knows where the song came from. The record store was no help. (He is, of course, asking all the wrong people)
Steve is also very afraid that he will overplay the tape and break it.
Out of all the Tears for Fears, Abba, Bruce Springsteen, etc out there, *this* is the song that could save him from Vecna...but he doesn't even know what it is really called or who made it.
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How funny is it that Eddie Munson wrote that song about some hot jock that he had a crush on...
bro… imagine him treasuring this thing bc he knows if it breaks he won’t be able to get a new one. and after starcourt, he plays it for robin after she has a nightmare, and tells her it’s his favorite song…
then, when he gets vecna’d, and everyone is panicking, Dustin struggling to find some Tears for Fears, Robin whips out an unmarked tape and gently (but quickly), puts it into his walkman.
Everyone is super relieved when he snaps out of it, but Eddie is in shock bc he knows the sound of that guitar, those drums blasting through Harrington’s headphones…
After the whole Upsidedown fiasco is over, and everyone is safe and alive, Steve realizes that somewhere along the way his tape got lost (probably when he was hauling eddie out of that hellscape), and is crushed. Eddie asks robin why steve looks so downtrodden (they won, didn’t they???) and she reveals that he lost the tape with his vecna song on it, and since he doesn’t know the band or even the song name, he can’t replace it.
Cue Eddie coming over to Steve’s house with a new tape, except this one has a name on it.
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dni if you support relationships between vampires and the vampire they sired. i am so serious, i dont care what your justification is, that is an unforgivable power imbalance. its almost as bad as vampire human relationships (and if you support that i hope you get a splinter in the heart)
🧛♀️ vampbites Follow
op what the fuck is your problem? more maggots in your brain than usual? go out into the real underworld and touch some graveyard dirt. i know at least 7 vampires who are in happy healthy relationships with the vampire who sired them. me included! this may shock you but we started dating when i was human and she was a vamp!
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i hate to tell you this but you're in a toxic relationship and i sincerely hope youre able to get out.
🧛♀️ vampbites Follow
HELLO???????
🦇 battybrained Follow
i keep seeing people saying this shit and honestly i think it stems from the infantalization of humans. humans are capable of making decisions for themselves. do some vampires abuse their powers over humans? of course! but you cant assume that every single human vampire relationship (or sire and sired relationship for that matter) is some unhealthy power imbalance, especially when you dont even know them!!!
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i think op is forgetting that humans can be just as harmful to vampires as they can be to humans. dont tell me you completely just forgot about the existence of vampire slayers
🧛♂️ coffincreeper Follow
next thing you know op is gonna be saying that a hundred year age gap between fully fledged vampires is problematic
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it literally is. i dont care if you are a 1000 years old vampire, if your significant other is 100 years older than you they have more life experience than you. god you guys are stupid why dont you all step into a sunbeam
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hey guys i just went to ops account and their pinned post was about how they dont consider werewolves part of the monster community cuz theyre not undead. just block and move on it is NOT worth it
🐺vamplovingwolf Follow
isnt it funny how whenever theres some rancid discourse like this its always made by coffinscrews
ALT
[translation of tags: "but they don't buy yuris????? ffs the sexism in france is unbelievable"]
A mating dance (?)
Okay. I had a parakeet who did this. That bird is screwing the perch for all he's worth.
My parakeet would screw the perch, the treat cup, the little plastc parakeet toy (birdie sex doll!), and if you were willing to hold stoll for it, your finger.
Drove my mother crazy! And he'd also go after our cockatiel.
Horny birds!